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aspiringpolymath:

radzed:

this guy fieri cake is slowly destroying my life

Welp, I have new nightmare fodder now.

Who knew the otters would be replaced so quickly, elasticheart-downtown?

If this doesn’t have jalapenos in it, I don’t know if I understand life anymore.

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When you see a guy who has bleached his goatee, you pretty much know that you’re dealing with somebody that wants jalapenos in their food.

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I feel like the 800 pound gorilla in the room is really a 450 pound gorilla wearing a gorilla suit.

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But for me, the idea that you would take your shoes and socks off on an airplane and put your feet up on the bulkhead is off the reservation. It’s outside of what anyone would call reasonable airplane rules.

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As soon as you’re scraping metal on metal the Juggalos come out of all the doorways.

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therealcarguys:

GM Futurliner (1024x728) - http://amzn.to/1bxGVMr

Early #Supervan prototype.

Reblogged from Suck/Squeeze/Bang/Blow
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Their ideal situation is that every new housing is something out of the Tokyo airport, where you put 400 Yen into a slot, a little tube opens, it’s like a torpedo tube, you climb in there face-down and your penis just naturally goes into the handjob slot, and there’s a screen that’s playing you anime videos, like manga videos of rabbits with vaginas dancing for you, and all your functions are naturally…a tube goes right up your butt to collect all your corn effluvient.

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Tennis rackets are not for tennis. They are for playing the “Eliminator” record in front of the mirror when you are a teenager.

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Even raccoons know.