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If one of my moles take over, then that will be my superpower.

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ddubyak:

I do some really strange things to amuse myself.

Indeed I do.

Reblogged from Welcome to my Doge-O
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I was accepting of it in the same way as I would be if he had a facial disfiguration from a train accident.

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aspiringpolymath:

radzed:

this guy fieri cake is slowly destroying my life

Welp, I have new nightmare fodder now.

Who knew the otters would be replaced so quickly, elasticheart-downtown?

If this doesn’t have jalapenos in it, I don’t know if I understand life anymore.

Reblogged from Aspiring Polymath
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When you see a guy who has bleached his goatee, you pretty much know that you’re dealing with somebody that wants jalapenos in their food.

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I feel like the 800 pound gorilla in the room is really a 450 pound gorilla wearing a gorilla suit.

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But for me, the idea that you would take your shoes and socks off on an airplane and put your feet up on the bulkhead is off the reservation. It’s outside of what anyone would call reasonable airplane rules.

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As soon as you’re scraping metal on metal the Juggalos come out of all the doorways.

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therealcarguys:

GM Futurliner (1024x728) - http://amzn.to/1bxGVMr

Early #Supervan prototype.